Coca-Cola is evil. I love you forever, Coca-Cola.

Is this a joke? Low-carb Coca-Cola? How could you? Unfortunately, these stories *blech* confirm the existence of *sputter* Coca-Cola *ahem* C2. It’s already a hit in Japan, according to the Motley Fool. One good thing about this product: those polar bears can finally trim off some of that water weight.

why that was piggish of me

I was browsing through my referrers and found the conclusion to the unbillable hours Picture Envy ‘contest.’ I feel so gluttonous that I submitted so many photos, but I assumed most people would. I’m an arse.

I created a little survey. Wanna take it?

I created a little survey. Wanna take it?

countdown

A mere 14 days stand between me and my birthday.

And the jackass award goes to. . .

I’m no Miss Manners, but I observed something last Friday night that bothered me so much that I ended up, in my own way, calling the person out on his bad behaviour.

If you are invited to a dinner/birthday party and order multiple servings of sake over the course of the night along with your entree, but only bring $20 to the event, don’t be the most vocal about how the check should be divided up among 17 people at the end of the night, and don’t, for the love of spicy tuna, advocate that the check be divided evenly. Don’t put your sake addiction on our backs, OK buddy? If you were dumb enough to not bring enough money and have to borrow from other people, just shut the hell up.

And if in the midst of your harangue about a proper tip you hear a little voice to your left, say, “Why aren’t you giving any more money if we’re still short on the tip?” and you respond, “No, I’m out of money,” that should be your clue to shut the hell up.