Maybe because you had a camera in your hand

Pixeldiva: A group of adolescent boys pelted you with a styrofoam cup filled with cold, stagnant coffee and you didn’t run after them and beat them senseless?

that hurts

I don’t know if it’s my notoriously bad posture or what (you try existing with two big breasts attached to you at all times and see if your posture doesn’t suffer. I dare you!), but today I did neck stretches with the asst dir and now my neck is all screwed up. I don’t know why I agree to do the stretches, because I truly hate doing them. I just don’t want to piss her off by saying no. You know how people can get.

I know you don’t care. I just felt like writing about my breasts.

Have a nice day!

All in my head

For many reasons, I can’t stop hearing Cat Power’s cover of “Sea of Love” while a vision of my cats frolicking through a meadow with tall grass and dandelions plays in my head.

Do you remember when we met?
That’s the day I knew you were my pet
I want to tell you how much I love you

This is, of course, a scenario that would be impossible to re-create in real life, because cats don’t frolick. They chase after mice and break their necks.