Dear Cha Cha Cha,

I’m not mad that you’ve increased your prices. Ownership change almost always amounts to a hike in prices. I’m willing to let slide that you’ve switched to low-premium tortilla chips. And, I’m OK with the fact that your green salsa tastes a little different, a little bit more East Asian, perhaps.

But, I will NOT accept the fact that the chunky salsa is gone. If you were thinking about getting rid of it, bring it back now. And I mean now. You’ve been warned.

Very truly yours,
kb

P.S. There’s something fishy about the goat cheese in the insalada mejor. I can’t figure it out yet, but I’m paying attention. Watch your back.